Sunday, October 31, 2010

Give Him Chocolate Weapons for Valentine's Day


Yes, pistols, bullets and grenades, molded from chocolate and packaged in wonderfully authentic-looking tins for your sweetie. Because even though you may disagree with his ethics or his hobbies, or question the aesthetics of that framed portrait of Charlton Heston he keeps on his mantle, at the end of the day, you know that he loves and protects you like the 2nd Amendment.

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